From: The Onion on Sat, May 21 2011 8:57 AM

A load of mulch is dumped in a pretty ballsy location, a racehorse is unaware it just cost some kid new braces, and desperate PBS airs ‘Nova: Boobs a’ Bouncin’’

From: The Onion on Sat, May 21 2011 8:57 AM

A load of mulch is dumped in a pretty ballsy location, a racehorse is unaware it just cost some kid new braces, and desperate PBS airs ‘Nova: Boobs a’ Bouncin’’

From: The Onion on Thu, May 19 2011 1:23 PM

The Onion News Network Special Investigative Undercover Response Team reports on whether the nation’s waitresses are just being friendly.

From: The Onion on Thu, May 19 2011 1:23 PM

The Onion News Network Special Investigative Undercover Response Team reports on whether the nation’s waitresses are just being friendly.

From: The Onion on Tue, May 17 2011 9:22 PM

Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.

From: The Onion on Tue, May 17 2011 9:22 PM

Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her know that their classmate is totally knocked up.

From: The Onion on Fri, May 13 2011 8:42 PM

A budget mix up causes Congress to accidentally fund schools …NFL Players look weird in suits, and a revealing discovery about the life of Gentle Ben.

From: The Onion on Fri, May 13 2011 8:42 PM

A budget mix up causes Congress to accidentally fund schools …NFL Players look weird in suits, and a revealing discovery about the life of Gentle Ben.

From: The Onion on Thu, May 12 2011 6:27 PM

"Sex With A B-List Celebrity" is just one of several proposals being proposed as the dead American Dream’s replacement.

From: The Onion on Tue, May 10 2011 10:08 PM

A gunman at a Dearborn, MI Walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence.

From: The Onion on Tue, May 10 2011 10:08 PM

A gunman at a Dearborn, MI Walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence.

From: The Onion on Tue, May 10 2011 10:08 PM

A gunman at a Dearborn, MI Walmart is holding dozens of shoppers who say they only happened to be at the tacky megachain by coincidence.

From: The Onion on Sat, May 07 2011 2:44 AM

The death of another human being is terrific news for once … the bullet that killed the notorious terrorist is a guest on Good Morning America, and old college friends perfectly recreate an epic night out.

From: The Onion on Sat, May 07 2011 2:44 AM

The death of another human being is terrific news for once … the bullet that killed the notorious terrorist is a guest on Good Morning America, and old college friends perfectly recreate an epic night out.

From: The Onion on Sat, May 07 2011 2:44 AM

The death of another human being is terrific news for once … the bullet that killed the notorious terrorist is a guest on Good Morning America, and old college friends perfectly recreate an epic night out.

From: The Onion on Thu, May 05 2011 10:33 PM

FactZone obtains an audio recording of military prosecutors cross-examining the disturbingly emotionless drone.

From: The Onion on Thu, May 05 2011 10:33 PM

FactZone obtains an audio recording of military prosecutors cross-examining the disturbingly emotionless drone.

From: The Onion on Thu, May 05 2011 10:33 PM

FactZone obtains an audio recording of military prosecutors cross-examining the disturbingly emotionless drone.

From: The Onion on Wed, May 04 2011 7:13 PM

Military officials make an example of the TR425 Predator Drone which fired on an Afghan wedding last September.

From: The Onion on Tue, May 03 2011 4:23 PM

President Obama denies he’s spending hours at billionaire Adelia Scott's bedside as part of a scheme to lower the national debt, but many Americans think otherwise.