From: NothingToxic on Wed, Aug 25 2010 4:15 PM

Her body is plenty hot enough to ensure I can ignore her Russian spy haircut successfully.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Aug 25 2010 4:15 PM

Is there any coming back from this accident? I want to ask that guy.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 24 2010 6:52 PM

Look, I know it’s really cruel, but you gotta admit it—the fact that she pets it first and then trashes it with such purpose really makes it pretty hilarious…in a dark way!

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Aug 23 2010 3:58 PM

Man I’d never make it in Kashmir. I can barely remember to take an antibiotic two times a day.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Aug 23 2010 3:58 PM

Russia’s got nothing on Mexico for hardcoreness. Let’s be honest here.

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Aug 21 2010 3:39 PM

“Quick! Get me a big pretzel! I can use tie it around his head to suture the wound!”

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Aug 21 2010 3:38 PM

They should just let them fight like in hockey. I think Greek basketball needs all the publicity it can get.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Aug 20 2010 3:29 PM

What’s more hilarious—the little kids watching, or the unceremonious loading of the poor bastard in the back of a truck?

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Aug 19 2010 4:13 PM

If Lady Gaga wasn’t famous, this would just be another video of a drunk, mediocre chick at best getting molested by a bunch of tools at a show.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Aug 19 2010 4:02 PM

He likes the BOOooozzzee…

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Aug 19 2010 3:57 PM

Constant and unrelenting street fights are the real reason Russia lost their super power status.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Aug 18 2010 3:11 PM

No amount of vodka can sustain your interest for JUST soccer…

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Aug 18 2010 3:11 PM

Little guy tasted that Cheeto breath and thought he was home in the jungle.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Aug 18 2010 3:11 PM

Parking garages are quickly replacing prisons as the destination to not be in Turkey.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 17 2010 2:58 PM

Why can’t this be the Girl Next Door to me? I’d trade her out for bickering elderly Russian couples any day.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 17 2010 2:58 PM

He popped his extreme sportsman multiple fractures cherry!

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 17 2010 2:58 PM

This uplifting little ditty will show with March of The Penguins 2 next year in theaters.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 17 2010 2:58 PM

She ate the other one’s sand castle.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 17 2010 2:58 PM

Doesn’t China basically own the world at this point? They can’t afford bigger soft things for psychos to land on?

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 17 2010 2:58 PM

Don’t we have technology that can detect this stuff?