From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 03 2010 10:24 PM

You’re watching the future of extreme sports right here. They’re just gonna start cutting right to the chase and force the accident.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 03 2010 10:24 PM

Sleepiest robbery ever. Is everyone on Valium in this town?

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 03 2010 10:24 PM

Guido’s got it all wrong: you launder MONEY, and sink snitches with bricks. There’s some guy floating peacefully in the river with a roll of hundreds tied to his shoe. Dumbass!

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 03 2010 10:24 PM

Guaranteed the guy who was hit waiting at the stoplight was on his way to get laid by some hot “masseuse” from Craigslist. That’s how our godless world works.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 03 2010 10:24 PM

Don’t suppose the military will ever include any highlights from this nasty piece of work in any commercials.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 03 2010 10:24 PM

Well, if not this you’re getting dirty bombed on your way to get a hummus smoothie.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Aug 02 2010 10:24 PM

I’m telling you—either way, when it gets to the point of a chase, you’re getting thrown on the pavement no matter what you do. Might as well have a little fun!

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Aug 02 2010 10:24 PM

Did this happen in SHERMan Oaks? Ha!

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Aug 02 2010 10:24 PM

Well, that’s one way to keep prison population down I guess…

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Jul 31 2010 10:23 PM

What kind of Hitler Youth does it take to talk your friend into getting punched for the hell of it?

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Jul 31 2010 10:23 PM

Boy this really could have gone the bad route quick. This guy’s brave but lucky.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 30 2010 10:23 PM

The NASCAR minor leagues.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 30 2010 10:23 PM

In most states the law is that if you can pull of a power bomb in a bar fight you will not be prosecuted. They’re just that awesome.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 30 2010 10:23 PM

In most states the law is that if you can pull of a power bomb in a bar fight you will not be prosecuted. They’re just that awesome.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 30 2010 10:23 PM

In Spain, a tragedy like this or much worse is simply known as ‘Tuesday.'

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Jul 29 2010 10:23 PM

Sorry. He’s got cancer and we just try to grant him wishes and make him happy. I didn’t even watch the video. I just hope he did something more interesting than show his tiny spoon collection or test out new bird calls.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Jul 29 2010 10:22 PM

It’s like any race, then!

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 28 2010 10:22 PM

Hopefully these kids get Kevin Bacon as their guard in juvey.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:22 PM

Amber Bonk.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:22 PM

Do you get extra time for being sassy? I think this just goes to show you might as well run your mouth a little when getting arrested or getting a ticket!