From: NothingToxic on Fri, Sep 10 2010 4:27 AM

There’s not enough juice even in the most high-tech of taser to get everyone at a NASCAR event that deserves it.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Sep 09 2010 3:38 AM

I would to tickle her with my ivory.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Sep 08 2010 1:34 AM

Most of these guys hop right back on after such a close call as this. Amazing.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Sep 08 2010 1:34 AM

He was only 19. RIP dude.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Sep 06 2010 9:34 PM

The only meat cooked in Japan in years.

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Sep 04 2010 7:44 PM

“My wet suit is sassier than your bermuda shorts!” “NO, IT’S NOT BRAH, YOU WANNA GO?!”

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Sep 02 2010 6:13 PM

This is the best thing that could have possibly happened to this terrible performance.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Sep 02 2010 6:13 PM

But remember it is the land of Thai creampies. That’s how it is in foreign countries: there’s no middle ground. It’s pure torture or pure ecstasy.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Sep 01 2010 5:30 PM

Even after having masturbated freshly AND watching ‘The Exorcist’ I can still get it up for this chick. Holy geez!

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Sep 01 2010 5:29 PM

Google this—I think so far all anyone knows is she’s probably Bosnian. There’s a movement to find out who she is, and god willing, punish her to the fullest extent of the law. Which in Bosnia is probably a stoning or something! Look at the bright side!

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Sep 01 2010 5:29 PM

Is he homeless? I’d go for booze, dude. The munchies aren’t gonna do you any favors at this point.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 31 2010 5:28 PM

Knocked out cold in the D, more like it.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 31 2010 5:27 PM

Winner gets discount tuition next year. Which is the year of the horse. Hi!

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Aug 31 2010 5:27 PM

Stay tuned to the end, she puts ‘em on da glass, Sir Mixalot style.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Aug 30 2010 5:19 PM

Would you do that hippie chick? Maybe in a pinch, but the mixture of ball breath and patchouli stank would be pretty brutal…

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Aug 28 2010 5:11 PM

Kids these days. They were probably fighting over who spilled all the Jenkem. Wikipedia it. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Aug 27 2010 5:00 PM

If you’re the victim, the last place you want a scene like this to play out is the wilderness…

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Aug 27 2010 5:00 PM

If Internet videos are any accurate indication, this would be the one time out of a million that the cartel lost out.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Aug 26 2010 4:32 PM

Soccer’s the only sport where you can go from an innocent bystander to suddenly playing in 2 seconds flat.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Aug 26 2010 4:32 PM

Man, bears are dumb, huh… they could pop these dogs’ heads off in like two seconds. And secondly, WTF is going on here?!