From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:22 PM

The restaurant was not five star, but the douchebaggery displayed here on the other hand…

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 27 2010 10:22 PM

I would volunteer to be the camera man too.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 26 2010 10:23 PM

C’mon, she has to notice… look at the tent he’s got going. What’s creepier then: him for doing it, or her for pretending she doesn’t notice and just going with it.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 26 2010 10:22 PM

A stampede recently killed 15 at this annual German festival, which if you ask me should be called the German OUCH Parade! Lololololololol

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 26 2010 10:22 PM

Just picture yourself waking up, groggy, in this guy’s living room and you open your eyes; realizing you’re all tied up. He would be the last thing you’d ever see.

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Jul 24 2010 10:14 PM

I gotta condition! And the only prescription is more Valtrex!

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 23 2010 10:03 PM

Apparently this elephant just wanted to play. Silly little guy! You thought you were back in the jungle where you belong! Well, enough LOLZ for one day, let’s get those baby hooves nailed to a tricycle and it’s off to the circus!

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 23 2010 10:03 PM

As much taxes as we pay, they should give you a DVD of the chase when you get out of jail.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 23 2010 10:03 PM

God what a fail. He started failing feet from the jump site even, and didn’t stop until the bottom of the stairs.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 23 2010 10:03 PM

The only good that came from this tragedy is it scared off the stupid power walking old women.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Jul 22 2010 9:56 PM

Is it illegal to say this is really filthy hot?

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Jul 22 2010 9:56 PM

Funeral homes should advertise on stock cars.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Jul 22 2010 9:56 PM

I don’t want anyone crying fake on this one. I realize it seems a bit stagey, but are you really implying that someone would fake an event of this sort of morbidity and post it on the Internet as real? That would be morally wrong. God would not let it happen.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 21 2010 9:49 PM

Actually I admit, it’s a lazy day. This is just an outtake from ‘Heat.’

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 21 2010 9:49 PM

He’s going to need an extreme dentist.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 21 2010 9:49 PM

Actually I admit, it’s a lazy day. This is just an outtake from ‘No Country For Old Men.’

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 20 2010 9:43 PM

“Alright fellas, fire up those Jaws Of L—uhhh--- hand me the thing there…”

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 20 2010 9:43 PM

Some lucky little idyllic American small town is about to have enough glue to last them a lifetime.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 20 2010 9:43 PM

How does a video like this make it on the Internet? ‘You know, Dan would have found this hilarious had his teeth not been completely liquefied. It’s a fitting memoriam to post this online.”

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 20 2010 9:43 PM

If it’s any consolation, China probably would have found a way to execute her kid anyway.