From: NothingToxic on Thu, Oct 21 2010 10:24 PM

Mmmmm!!! I only support killing dogs if they’re organic and from local dog mills!

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Oct 19 2010 12:43 PM

This sort of looks like the biker’s fault. I guess riding a bike wouldn’t be a bad way to go out. ‘Course there’s always the chance you’ll be a vegetable. Or that death will take forever if you go the bleeding from your road rashes route.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Oct 18 2010 9:46 AM

They gotta be professional and not mention the EXACT cause of death, but you and I both know it was suffocation by burrito farts.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Oct 18 2010 9:46 AM

You really shouldn’t have to learn the hard way at this point that your sweater and Rollerblade usage is completely out of style, but sometimes that’s what it takes. Too-da-loo, teeth!

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Oct 18 2010 9:45 AM

I just can’t believe this is real… this guy’s got teeth worse than Freddie Mercury and Austin Powers’ heads run over by a semi.

From: NothingToxic on Sun, Oct 17 2010 6:22 AM

I guess this would be the opposite of a happy ending. I can tell you that I could never be a masseuse—all my jobs would result in a sad ending for the patient...

From: NothingToxic on Sun, Oct 17 2010 6:22 AM

Basically any country that doesn’t end in “erica” is going to turn out plenty of videos in this mold. And I should add that if the name starts with “South” it hurts credibility as well…

From: NothingToxic on Sun, Oct 17 2010 6:22 AM

I would seriously consider becoming a whatever Chinese people are religiously to marry this one…

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Oct 16 2010 3:06 AM

This is bullshit of course, but how many videos do you have to see before you learn to just turn around when they say to? Do you WANT to die?

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Oct 16 2010 3:05 AM

What was that fat dude even doing before the whole tea party movement? He was just some loser with no friends waiting for something to come along that he could feel part of…

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Oct 16 2010 3:05 AM

I couldn’t believe it either. But it’s still worth watching for a fight! And who knew Asia even had basketball!

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Oct 13 2010 10:39 PM

Or is that a toll guy? I don’t know what’s going on either way, but it’s hilarious…

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Oct 13 2010 10:39 PM

Sleeping at the wheel really is an epidemic…

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Oct 13 2010 10:39 PM

Her vast collection of striped jogging pants and cheap hair dye was willed to her next of kin.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Oct 12 2010 10:23 PM

Usually you have to wait until Steve Martin unnecessarily remakes a classic movie to get physical comedy of this caliber!

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Oct 12 2010 10:23 PM

Hot potato!

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Oct 09 2010 9:13 PM

God, why didn’t you make ‘em all like this?

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Oct 07 2010 8:43 PM

Hey a real fight could go to the ground in seconds and stay there… this is very valuable training.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Oct 07 2010 8:43 PM

Liza! There’s a hole in this bucket! (Spits some tabaccy)

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Oct 06 2010 11:13 PM

…and here’s the latest! Luckily this guy had back up. His leg’s really gushing after this