From: NothingToxic on Mon, Nov 08 2010 12:00 PM

While he was knocked out he dreamed he was a real athlete.

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Nov 06 2010 12:59 PM

This is hardly the kind of behavior I expect to see in a place of Big Gulps and warmed over chili dogs.

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Nov 06 2010 12:59 PM

Latin American countries really need to hire Charlie Sheen’s PR people. They could use a boost…

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Nov 06 2010 12:59 PM

Does El Chapo provide healthcare for full time employees? I mean this is just outrageous!

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Nov 05 2010 12:59 PM

Istan-DUEL. Ha, get it??!!

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Nov 05 2010 12:59 PM

They say the sequels are never as good as the originals. Well, every once in a while…

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Nov 05 2010 12:59 PM

Well, at least it’s a friendlier dog scandal than Michael Vick!

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Nov 05 2010 12:59 PM

Chris Elliot, noooooo!!!!!!

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Nov 04 2010 12:59 PM

I know it just seems like your every day major sports win street riot, but hang in there until the car drives over people. That really makes it special!

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Nov 03 2010 12:59 PM

God willing he’s actually as crazy as he portrays himself here and JB will be dead soon.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Nov 03 2010 12:59 PM

Well, he can cancel all his advanced classes now at school! Give this man a bowl haircut and send him on his way…

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Nov 02 2010 12:58 PM

Love love love a hot chick kicking her bottoms off…

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Nov 01 2010 12:58 PM

If you do enough of this crap Avatar is actually good.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Oct 29 2010 12:58 PM

Relax fella! Cops are here to hurt—I mean help!

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Oct 28 2010 12:57 PM

My stomach dropped out when I saw this the first time… wow!

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Oct 26 2010 12:57 PM

31 years old and an athlete and he nearly drops dead of a heart attack! I’m 28, barely exercise and eat ham constantly. Prognosis positive!

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Oct 25 2010 12:57 PM

…your smoothies gotta taste a lot sweeter for a week after that close a call…

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Oct 25 2010 12:57 PM

Fastest emergency response ever! I’m gonna start having all my life or death close calls there…

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Oct 22 2010 12:45 PM

If they did this to the cast offs on American Idol I’d actually watch that horseshit.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Oct 22 2010 12:45 PM

I do the same thing first cartoon character I see when I go to an amusement park.