From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:32 PM

"Yeah Mike, that’s the theme. Please un-mute the TV. And then change the channel."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:32 PM

I wonder whose going to win this flame war, the angry 14-year-old kid, or South Park.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:32 PM

If cats can learn to stand, they should have to put on pants like the rest of us.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:31 PM

"Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:31 PM

He kept his eye on the target, unfortunately the target was his eye.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:31 PM

Good thing he’s not in the water.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:30 PM

I wonder what it is about food that he loves so much.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:29 PM

This cat is so dumb that he can’t tell the difference between a nipple and air.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:29 PM

In Finland, hanging out naked in the sauna with the cats is called "Tuesday."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:29 PM

300 more angry videos from this guy and South Park is bound to get canceled.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:29 PM

One part Steve Jobs. One part Neil Diamond. All man.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:27 PM

Angels do exist.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:27 PM

If this is all Conan does on his tour, well then that’s pretty amazing.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:26 PM

Home is where the heart is. The pig’s heart, to be exact.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:26 PM

"Why are you children giggling? Hehe, I guess northeasterly winds are rather amusing."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:25 PM

There’s nothing stronger than a mother's love. But I've been working out.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:25 PM

DERRICK Comedy’s first feature film Mystery Team coming to DVD, Digital Download, On Demand and Videogame Consoles on May 25

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:25 PM

It’s one part existential battle, one part not understanding how mirrors work.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:24 PM

So balloons burst under immense pressure... fascinating.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:24 PM

Trying to make \"Miracles\" more beautiful is like trying to improve the Mona Lisa, but I respect them for trying.