From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:00 PM

As beautiful as a song about horse penises can be.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:59 PM

Aww, so cute how it RUINS THE GAME.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:59 PM

This is nothing compared to how badly Animal Expert Jarod Miller tore into him next.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:59 PM

This better be how we catch Osama Bin Laden.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:58 PM

Nate and Kevin compete to see who can pick up the most women using the douchiest pick-up lines.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:58 PM

Juggling, gymnastics, skateboarding, this man does it all. At the same time.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:56 PM

Baseball is a game of inches... and bull semen.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:55 PM

Just a couple of dudes running the galaxy together.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:52 PM

And I thought real-life would never be more extreme than NBA Jam.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:51 PM

This just in: a news story.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:51 PM

777777777.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:51 PM

Let’s get this DeLorean up to 69 MPH.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:50 PM

Why spend $10,000 down to have the crap scared out of you?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:50 PM

These guys make regular arm wrestling look like a thumb war.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:49 PM

"This one goes out to all the gametes out there."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:46 PM

Relax. He only let it go on until America’s Funniest Home Videos came back from commercial.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:45 PM

Breaking stories. Exclusive interviews. Bitch-stomping weather.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:45 PM

What he hurt most was his pride. His pelvis was a close second, though.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:45 PM

They’re actually not aware it's a tribute. No one has had the heart to tell them he died.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:45 PM

From the DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME file: "Hm, still not going off. Try looking down the barrel."