From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:04 PM

I guess you could call him a PETophile.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:04 PM

He’s working on the Uberman sleep schedule, so he'll have more time to chase squirrels and bark at cars.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:03 PM

Sometimes news is so good that it can brighten even the worst day.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:03 PM

He’s a teenage normal normal turtle.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:03 PM

You know what be even cuter? More puppies.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:02 PM

Sometimes a family plan is just a collar and a leash.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:02 PM

The Naturist, Gavin McGinness, has been called a lot of things, "dead" isn’t one of them.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:01 PM

Really the only thing missing from this rave party is incessantly loud music.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:01 PM

For the first time ever, a movie-adaption of a Web site. In theaters Oct 1.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:01 PM

It has fun so you don’t have to.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:01 PM

Big deal. I’ve seen Dave Mirra do a double space shuttle backflip.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:59 PM

If you only drive your car on its wheels, you’re wasting half your car.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:58 PM

This song really speaks to him, and so do all the other voices in his head.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:57 PM

Horse: 1. Man: 1,000,000.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:57 PM

He worships the Lords of Dogtown.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:56 PM

It’s a bird! It's a plane! It's mildly convenient.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:56 PM

This is one EXPLOSIVE video! Haha! Seriously, though, people were badly injured.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:49 PM

"Oh, they’re not naming the school after him? Because they should."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:49 PM

"I’m sorry, NES. How 'bout I make it up by wildly blowing into you until you work?"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:49 PM

They gave him the wrong burger, so he ate the horse instead.