From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:14 PM

And the race begins! Featuring Brian Baumgartner of "The Office," and the NFL’s Jerome Bettis.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:14 PM

It’s as impressive as his version of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" is impressive.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:14 PM

Full-size cat is a full-size jerk.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:13 PM

Hot damn! There’s one thing the Hoover administration can't take away!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:11 PM

Keanu Reeves directed both movies.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:11 PM

He’s like the Jimmy Hendrix of music.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:11 PM

Sixty minutes of pure decision-making.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:11 PM

Even the real world is anime there.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:10 PM

Little Wesley performs "Folsom Prison Blues" the way Johnny Cash intended it to be payed, by an adorable child.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:10 PM

Let’s hope Mom doesn't stop the fight before there's a real winner again this time.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:10 PM

"Dad! I told you, you could only DJ my rave if you didn’t embarrass me."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:09 PM

These charmingly sleazy lines are how men used to pick up girls before the Internet.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:09 PM

Hey Hollywood, get down on one knee and DRINK.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:09 PM

Someone put the dog in a vase, too. Then we’d have a real fight.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:07 PM

They say family comes first, but for me it’s bros before hos.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:07 PM

It’ll be great when he's old, wrinkly, and glow-in-the-dark.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:06 PM

\"Did I break your horny, baby? Yeah!\"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:05 PM

As the old saying goes, what goes up must get stuck in a tree, be really cute and eventually come down.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:05 PM

This was a screening for "Grown Ups," so really the giraffe is doing this guy a favor.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:04 PM

Pat and Streeter ask cops everything you’ve ever wanted to know.