From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:34 PM

In elephant, doing something adorable is a warning that you’re about to charge.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:34 PM

They’re going to need a lot more cats if they want to hit a billion. At least three more.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:34 PM

Hide yo fish, hide yo wife.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:34 PM

Jesus had Jacksonville covering the spread.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:34 PM

Wow, all he had to do to write and star in his own TV show was not smoke.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:33 PM

I can’t think of a better way to spend three years.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:33 PM

"But Dick has all of our favorite DVDs, like 'Aladdin,' 'Cinderella,' and 'Snow Dogs.'"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:32 PM

This was after he was kicked off the gymnastics team for tackling someone on the balance beam.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:32 PM

It won’t be so cute when he's out in the wild and lacking the skills necessary to catch a stuffed walrus on his own.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:31 PM

He’s the Michael Jordan of twine.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:30 PM

If you\'ve seen one, you\'ve seen them all--it\'s not like you have anything better to do.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:29 PM

Even PETA admitted it was funny while they filing a lawsuit against his owner.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:29 PM

You know what they say, the couple that goes to the X-Games together stays together. And it’s the same for couples that break their hips together.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:29 PM

this is too short to see whats going on

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:28 PM

"Over there is where the youths go to smoke their marijuana cigarettes."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:28 PM

And unlike most cute musicians, she actually plays her instrument. That’s right, Ricky Martin, I'm calling you out.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:28 PM

It’s also about Brad Pitt somehow. I don't think knowing the language would make this make any more sense.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:28 PM

Who says senior military colleges don’t have a sense of humor?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:28 PM

Who knew the British Prime Minister could rock like this?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:27 PM

For anyone who spends time organizing their album art in iTunes, this is a must-must-see.