From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 20 2010 9:43 PM

Wow. Does low velocity road rash even kill you? Hell of a way to go. What a psycho.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 20 2010 9:43 PM

Something tells me the pregnant chick ghetto fight and entire police department shoot out are not going to make the ‘fun summer activities’ section of the Oakland tourism pamphlet.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 19 2010 9:41 PM

I don’t know that we really need the John Madden play by play. We got it. He just got totally owned.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 19 2010 9:41 PM

Cops… everyone hates you, you put your life at risk on a daily basis, but most are spent just looking for people to annoy. Where do I sign up!

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 19 2010 9:41 PM

It’s actually the easiest weight loss plan ever. You know you’re gonna drop a few being fed intravenously in your coma.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 19 2010 9:41 PM

That’s what happens when you don’t remember to throw the ketchup packets in the to go bag.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 19 2010 9:41 PM

I’m thinking of moving to Juarez because I’m lazy. I could just set up a camera on my porch, barricade myself in my apt all day, and by the next morning I’d have enough videos to run this site for a year.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 19 2010 9:41 PM

Ah, modern warfare… the raddest video game ever, dude!

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Jul 19 2010 9:41 PM

Let’s just all take a deep breath and be glad we’re not the guy in the car who’s being killed by the guilt right now.

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Jul 17 2010 9:23 PM

Hmm. That’s no way to treat a fetus. Well, like BK says, “Have It Your Way.”

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Jul 17 2010 9:23 PM

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 16 2010 9:18 PM

Tough break kid, but not everyone can play soccer… they need some good vuvuzela blowers out there too.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 16 2010 9:18 PM

That’ll teach Hiroshito Takashi, the most popular octopus rape cartoon creator in Japan, to try to retire early.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 16 2010 9:18 PM

Excellent form. He was buried with the gold around his neck.

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 16 2010 9:18 PM

You at least gotta admit this is an action packed religion. Christians just go to the Olive Garden after church!

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Jul 16 2010 9:18 PM

Bet you he would have hopped over that fence a little sooner for a box of Hostess.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 11:17 PM

The crowd was cheering at the end because Maury twittered that the guy in the red hat is NOT the father of his sister’s baby. Phew!

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 11:16 PM

You gotta love that Turkish news adds dramatic music and gun shot sound effects in the post production of a real life tragedy.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 10:24 PM

Step aside UFC, fighting bears are the next big sport. I want to see that bear fight Kimbo.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 10:23 PM

Seriously, how? I think this guy has the Devil on his side or something