From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:39 PM

What happens on Hoth, stays on Hoth.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:39 PM

That’s what he gets for exercising.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:38 PM

Pain is temporary. Internet embarrassment is forever.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:38 PM

Too many penalties to count. It’s like they're not even trying to play by the rules.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:37 PM

Hit him right in the numbers... on his nuts.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:37 PM

CollegeHumor’s first Broadway musical since (LOL)Cats.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:36 PM

This makes Google Maps Grand Theft Auto look like Google Buzz Grand Theft Auto.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:35 PM

They’re gonna do the same thing for "The Flintstones" and call it "The Honeymooners."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:35 PM

I keep a spread gun under my bed for just such occasions.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:35 PM

Cover your children’s eyes. It's too adorable.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:34 PM

His dad is gonna be so pissed when he brings the car home.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:32 PM

"Yeah Mike, that’s the theme. Please un-mute the TV. And then change the channel."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:32 PM

I wonder whose going to win this flame war, the angry 14-year-old kid, or South Park.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:32 PM

If cats can learn to stand, they should have to put on pants like the rest of us.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:31 PM

"Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:31 PM

He kept his eye on the target, unfortunately the target was his eye.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:31 PM

Good thing he’s not in the water.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:30 PM

I wonder what it is about food that he loves so much.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:29 PM

This cat is so dumb that he can’t tell the difference between a nipple and air.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:29 PM

In Finland, hanging out naked in the sauna with the cats is called "Tuesday."