From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:22 PM

You know when teenagers make out, and get their braces stuck together? This is kind of like that.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:22 PM

"Why you gotta ask so many questions, motherf*cker? To make sure that I receive the proper medical attention? Oh."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:20 PM

Peter Pan would be proud.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:20 PM

Watch this next time you’re having a bad day. It'll remind you how much happier you'd be if you were a baby elk.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:19 PM

Jake and Amir feel the Love in Philadelphia, PA. Also, the pizza.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:19 PM

His bark is worse than his reverse 360 heelflip.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:19 PM

Here\'s a proposed new scale: Yellow Card, Red Card, Full Lambert.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:19 PM

RIP Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker for the Commodore 64.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:18 PM

Things got somber when the cat accidentally touched metal.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:18 PM

I hope all those tiny people were wearing their seat belts.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:18 PM

Steven and Tret lay down the law.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:17 PM

Because regular bowling wasn’t quite lazy enough.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:17 PM

"Tattoos are so permanent."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:15 PM

Much more exciting than the shocking sequel, "Cat Continues to Not Eat Parrot."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:14 PM

A great impression of two women fighting.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:14 PM

They were told this is baseball.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:12 PM

Plants are so needy, he should have gotten a dog.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:11 PM

Now all Jon needs is a driver’s license.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:10 PM

"Dammit son! The staring contest finals are in the arena next door!"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:10 PM

Don’t worry, if anything happens to that kid, his Dad has another one.