From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:10 PM

Let’s hope Mom doesn't stop the fight before there's a real winner again this time.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:10 PM

"Dad! I told you, you could only DJ my rave if you didn’t embarrass me."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:09 PM

These charmingly sleazy lines are how men used to pick up girls before the Internet.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:09 PM

Hey Hollywood, get down on one knee and DRINK.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:09 PM

Someone put the dog in a vase, too. Then we’d have a real fight.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:07 PM

They say family comes first, but for me it’s bros before hos.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:07 PM

It’ll be great when he's old, wrinkly, and glow-in-the-dark.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:06 PM

\"Did I break your horny, baby? Yeah!\"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:05 PM

As the old saying goes, what goes up must get stuck in a tree, be really cute and eventually come down.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:05 PM

This was a screening for "Grown Ups," so really the giraffe is doing this guy a favor.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:04 PM

Pat and Streeter ask cops everything you’ve ever wanted to know.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:04 PM

I guess you could call him a PETophile.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:04 PM

He’s working on the Uberman sleep schedule, so he'll have more time to chase squirrels and bark at cars.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:03 PM

Sometimes news is so good that it can brighten even the worst day.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:03 PM

He’s a teenage normal normal turtle.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:03 PM

You know what be even cuter? More puppies.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:02 PM

Sometimes a family plan is just a collar and a leash.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:02 PM

The Naturist, Gavin McGinness, has been called a lot of things, "dead" isn’t one of them.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:01 PM

Really the only thing missing from this rave party is incessantly loud music.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 4:01 PM

For the first time ever, a movie-adaption of a Web site. In theaters Oct 1.