From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:35 PM

Sorry, Thomas Edison. We’re gonna go with the hot, topless inventor.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:34 PM

You’ll be strong enough to ruin 10 movies!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:33 PM

Finally, nerds and skaters have something they both can agree upon. Wacky neon hats!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:32 PM

"I don’t want to say marriage, but Melissa let me shave her head last night, so yeah. Pretty serious.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:30 PM

Don’t ask, don't tell... your buddies you slept with a woman as old as your mother.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:29 PM

Gross! A BOY dancing to Fergie?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:29 PM

This cat is a lot like my ex-boyfriend. They’re both jerks and America short-haired cats.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:28 PM

From Walk on the Wild side on the BBC. This almost makes me want to move to England just to watch it, then I remember America is better in pretty much every way.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:28 PM

Mountain Dew Code Red presents Moby Dick.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:28 PM

Microsoft is really targeting the swinger demographic in their new ad campaign.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:27 PM

The weirdest thing? They’re from her reality show.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:27 PM

I bet they’re already making a Disney football movie based on Mason Fosters play this weekend. The UW Huskies are the new Mighty Ducks.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:26 PM

Haha, they think they’re gonna drown.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:25 PM

In June of 2009, Tim was cast for a small speaking role on the hit NBC show, "Trauma". His part never made the final cut. We can’t imagine why.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:25 PM

Almost as scary as Home Alone 4.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:23 PM

Dear God, he even keeps those free AOL start up disks.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:23 PM

\"Sorry Davidson, the team voted. It was either change our uniforms or get rid of the color blind kid. You\'re out.\"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:23 PM

This is what happens when the guy with the Beanie Baby collection on his desk promises to "put the cool back in weather."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:23 PM

How degrading. That’s a double-fault.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:22 PM

Freestyle Love Supreme raps about anime and sake bombs.