From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Apr 21 2011 2:39 PM

She’ll look back on this and laugh in a couple years when she realizes that reading is boring.

From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Apr 21 2011 2:39 PM

Boy meets world, world is not a big fan.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 19 2011 6:20 AM

"You’ll tell no one about this if you want to keep all of your toes."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 19 2011 6:20 AM

He’s also a vampire, dog, magician and astronaut.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 19 2011 6:19 AM

"Now let us complete the ceremonial beginning of the 2011 allergy season by coughing loudly and complaining about our sinuses for two months."

From: CollegeHumor on Mon, Apr 18 2011 12:53 AM

So this is what it sounds like when penguins laugh.

From: CollegeHumor on Mon, Apr 18 2011 12:53 AM

This is adorable, as long as you’re not that shadow hand's mother.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 15 2011 7:14 PM

How can we be sure all of those animals aren’t just sitting in the room off camera?

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 15 2011 7:14 PM

It is what it is.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 15 2011 7:14 PM

His only crime was trying to make his dreams come true.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 15 2011 7:14 PM

He also hunts for his own Alpo.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 15 2011 7:14 PM

Whoever said cold is the new hot was seriously Russian.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 08 2011 6:10 PM

Schwarzenegger’s new cartoon, WWE All Stars, the track and field game QWOP in this week's episode.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 08 2011 6:10 PM

Finally, God wised up and hired Michael Bay.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 08 2011 6:10 PM

At first I thought Schadenfruaderic was a weird name for a baby, but it seems like it fits.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 08 2011 6:10 PM

Believe it or not, the Game Boy was originally an instrument, before Shigeru Miyamoto accidentally figured out you could play games on it.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 08 2011 6:10 PM

Congratulations! After that impressive maneuver, you’ve been upgraded to real football.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 08 2011 6:10 PM

And he’s the only one who gets to lick his own genitals. No fair!

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 08 2011 6:10 PM

And they didn’t have to use their AK, I gotta say it was a normal day.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 08 2011 6:10 PM

It makes the ending of Casablanca look like the beginning of From Justin to Kelly.