From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:21 AM

New teeth, please!

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:20 AM

Never leave a child at home without a stack of computer games to keep them busy. They will only end up getting hurt.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:20 AM

The key to mastering ramp jumps is to attack the infernal things with your feet. Never, repeat NEVER the face.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:18 AM

"Good catch. You're teeth are on the floor over there."

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:18 AM

Is this the biggest ever ice-hokey ruck?

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:18 AM

Is this the biggest ever ice-hokey ruck?

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:18 AM

Is this the biggest ever ice-hokey ruck?

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:16 AM

It was this man's misfortune to be driving a crap car. It was a straightforward miracle that he survived this.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:13 AM

The rip in his jeans may seem like a problem, but wait until he examines his balls.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:11 AM

Cobra Starship's lead singer, Gabe Saporta, just released the hottest soundtrack of the summer. Hear what the former Midtown frontman has to say about getting it on in airplane bathrooms, meeting Samuel L. Jackson and finding inspiration from a time-traveling cobra.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:11 AM

Cobra Starship's lead singer, Gabe Saporta, just released the hottest soundtrack of the summer. Hear what the former Midtown frontman has to say about getting it on in airplane bathrooms, meeting Samuel L. Jackson and finding inspiration from a time-traveling cobra.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:11 AM

Anything to do with opera is dull, apart from when it’s to do with computer games.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:11 AM

Anything to do with opera is dull, apart from when it’s to do with computer games.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:10 AM

Time and time again stuffy film censors have stopped us seeing films how the director intends. The most recent example is Tarantino's extreme-fest Grindhouse, which is due to get a cut or two before it can be released in mainstream cinemas (see why here). If those bureaucrats had their way,...

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:08 AM

Counting down from 100 is boring. Unless you do it via 100 classic movies, that is. Give yourself a big thumbs up for every five of these timeless flicks that you've seen.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:04 AM

What would you do with ten thousand golden nuggets? Stand them end-to-end for the most expensive domino experiment ever? Someone did.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:03 AM

A wonderful compilation of things going 'bang' 'kaboom' and generally being on fire.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:03 AM

In the back of the net at approximately 100mph. Indoor footy's greatest ever goal.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:00 AM

Chin to the chest hard. Lock your chin down, you absolute raving madman.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 12:58 AM

If you're going to drive a car at 260mph, then you'd better have a braking parachute. That works.