From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:17 AM

This forest dweller pays 'deerly' for ignoring the green cross code. Sorry, it had to be done.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:14 AM

The spirit of Rock 'n' Roll is born out of destruction - as this chump finds out the hard way.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:13 AM

Reckon catfights are all about hair-pulling and scratching? You're mostly right.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:13 AM

Reckon catfights are all about hair-pulling and scratching? You're mostly right.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:13 AM

Reckon catfights are all about hair-pulling and scratching? You're mostly right.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:11 AM

This flying kick has got to hurt, but it's OK to laugh - they're tramps!

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:11 AM

With their beefy tyres and massive engines, monster trucks are the undisputed kings of the road. Until they crash and burn horribly, that is.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:11 AM

With their beefy tyres and massive engines, monster trucks are the undisputed kings of the road. Until they crash and burn horribly, that is.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:11 AM

With their beefy tyres and massive engines, monster trucks are the undisputed kings of the road. Until they crash and burn horribly, that is.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:10 AM

Something tells us this little chap will have an irrational fear of Oscar The Grouch for the rest of his days.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:07 AM

This guy is king of the two-wheeled castle until a car comes from absolutely nowhere. Oh wait, it was parked.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:06 AM

Being a spectator at a rally race is definitely up there with tiger baiting in the danger stakes.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:05 AM

Using 'internal energies', this chap is able to take kicks in the crotch that would hospitalise most of us.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:04 AM

Remember kids - Javelins are not toys.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:04 AM

Remember kids - Javelins are not toys.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:04 AM

Remember kids - Javelins are not toys.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:03 AM

Speeding on a motorbike is cool. Who cares if you have to eat through a straw? Chicks will dig you.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:01 AM

Never get in the way of a moving space shuttle. Unfortunately, these birds find out the hard way.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:00 AM

If you ask us, those who have unpleasant experiences with 'killer' whales don't really have a leg to stand on. So to speak.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:59 AM

Outrunning the police on a motorbike with just a t-shirt for protection ain't such a hot idea.