From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:39 AM

His 18th birthday should have been a proud day. Not a chance

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:38 AM

Oops. Didn't mean to do that, did he? Someone fix his head for him

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:37 AM

Little people always want to join in the fun, it's just a shame when they get knocked out.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:36 AM

You’ve got to hand it to them, because their legs don't work. Doesn't mean they don't know how to SMASH!

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:35 AM

Pleasing variation on the face plant: shredded cheek, bloody nose and broken teeth.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:34 AM

Idiot child over rotates somewhat. Eats dirt and cries.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:33 AM

Advertisers spend millions every year in an attempt to flog safety helmets to skaters. This kid's skull communicates the same message. Only much faster and for free. Not so 'rad' with concussion, are you son?

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:32 AM

This idiot child actually bounces after crushing his balls...

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:31 AM

Russian Speedway: Cracking value for your roubles...

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:30 AM

Taiwanese botch up a simple rescue training exercise...

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:29 AM

Evel Knievel is not impressed.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:28 AM

Devastating high studs vs face tackle. Straight red violence.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:27 AM

Extreme, shoulder-padded, muscle-bound, star-spangled isotonic sugar high... pain.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:26 AM

Girl uses gun, girl breaks nose.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:26 AM

Girl uses gun, girl breaks nose.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:26 AM

Girl uses gun, girl breaks nose.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:25 AM

Three of them. Because of a firecracker. In front of thousands.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:24 AM

Yes, base jumping with skis on. And yes, it probably did hurt.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:23 AM

These glass-sheeners didn't die, but they did come very close.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:22 AM

Ronseal.