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If you need more proof that Megan Fox is a force for good, then check out the video (above) she’s done to try and help teenagers cope with peer pressure at high school.

From: FHM Online on Wed, Aug 19 2009 4:47 AM

If there’s one genre of music that celebrates the trappings of stardom most, it's hip-hop. Whether it's expensive cars, designer clothes, gaudy jewelry or high-class whores, the stuff rappers wax poetic about is WAY out of your price range (especially, we're afraid, the whores). I...

From: FHM Online on Wed, Aug 19 2009 4:45 AM

Sometimes guys (FHMers included) can get caught up trying to please ladies in only the most obvious ways: expensive dinners, trips to the mall, front-row theater tickets, offering to wear condoms, etc.

From: FHM Online on Wed, Aug 19 2009 4:43 AM

While his lyrics might not have been exactly 'blazing', there is no doubt that Denny Hazen blazed the trail for middle-class white kids to channel their societal discontent into catchy raps. Hazen maligns such plights as 'cutting the grass' and owning a Chevrolet instead of a...

From: FHM Online on Tue, Aug 11 2009 3:58 AM

We’re not normally in favor of taking animals out their natural habitat. Except when they make us laugh like this.

From: FHM Online on Tue, Aug 11 2009 3:58 AM

Russia - impoverished, technologically lagging and vodka obsessed. The perfect place then, for something a little bit new and different. A double wedding of twins that will, no doubt, lead to an army of identical children, earning identical wages, in identical towns. Lenin would have been proud.

From: FHM Online on Mon, Jun 01 2009 5:21 PM

Five thousand spectators rocked up to Cooper’s Hill in rural England on last Monday to watch German superheroes, Borat and a couple of cows launch themselves down a 1:1 gradient hill in pursuit of the ultimate prize; 8lbs of cheese. Times are hard.

From: FHM Online on Mon, Jun 01 2009 5:04 PM

The original clip stems from - that’s right - a Japanese TV show. Some guy found it and stuck a 'scary movie' sample on it. Now this fuzzball’s demanding only the finest cashews and that everyone call him ‘Sir’.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:17 PM

Steve Zacharanda is a journalist for the Birmingham Mail in England. Correction, was. He came to Florida to write about the US election. He got a bit side-tracked.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:10 PM

It’s hard to muster respect for hosts of quiz shows designed specifically to impoverish pensioners and the dumb. But to be fair to this host, he handled this remarkably well.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:09 PM

Our friends in Japan won’t watch a TV show unless it involves aneurism-inducing colors, lots of confused shouting and an absolutely ridiculous premise. While we're watching more normal things, they amuse themselves watching humiliated gentlemen attempt to play sport with binoculars strapped...

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:09 PM

The faintly depressing custom of lighting indoor fireworks after dinner parties gets a student makeover: massive rocket inside a kitchen cupboard. Spectacular.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:08 PM

Typing 'woman driver' into YouTube’s search yields nearly 5,000 results. And though there will be plenty more added before cars are replaced by automated taxi carriages, it's very difficult to imagine anything ever beating this.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:07 PM

Mask on? Check. Snorkel in? Check. Hand holding said equipment in place? Check. Go. Oh shit.