From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:06 PM

Heterosexual man should never say the word 'cute'. Unless it’s in relation to a female body part. But we'll make an exception in this case.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:02 PM

"I hadn’t couhed a drop of alcohol. Honest."

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:00 PM

If every you need to disprove Darwin’s theory...

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 4:58 PM

One word: Scahdenfreude.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 4:56 PM

...Haven’t got a plan B!

From: FHM Online on Fri, Feb 20 2009 2:52 PM

FHM’s investigative report penetrates the inner sanctum of nerds at this European Star Wars convention to find out what makes nerds tick. We still don't know, but at least we had some laughs at their expense.

From: FHM Online on Tue, Jan 27 2009 5:24 PM

Comedian Matt Braunger takes a look at the f-ed up adult games before GTA.

From: FHM Online on Tue, Jan 27 2009 5:23 PM

Another hilarious music video from SNL's Andy Sanberg's The Lonely Island about those overly-exciting, awkward moments.

From: FHM Online on Sat, Jan 24 2009 10:28 AM

Prop 8 the Musical shows us one truism in life . . . Jack Black has Jesus-like wisdom.

From: FHM Online on Wed, Jan 14 2009 3:28 AM

USC's LB Rey Maualuga tries to bust dance moves on ESPN's super hot sideline reporter Erin Andrews, and fails. Mauluga has already been forced to apologize publicly, for sexism and terrible dance moves.

From: FHM Online on Wed, Jan 14 2009 3:27 AM

The 300 star needs to make a donation, but the guys at Mercy Corps are dicks.

From: FHM Online on Fri, Jan 09 2009 1:00 PM

Didn't get what you want for Christmas? Neither did he.

From: FHM Online on Fri, Jan 09 2009 12:58 PM

They may work themselves to death in Japan, but they sure know how to party...

From: FHM Online on Fri, Jan 09 2009 12:57 PM

A couple of knuckleheads in a zebra suit do an Ace Ventura in Africa. It gets a bit sticky when the big cats think they're lunch.

From: FHM Online on Wed, Dec 17 2008 2:39 PM

Ever since now, Trale Lewous has made hilarious, terrible Butterfingers commercials. He's been to the store, everytime, whenever he wants.

From: FHM Online on Wed, Dec 10 2008 6:51 AM

Jack McBrayer, 30 Rock's Kenneth, teaches you to how to rip off a drug dealer.

From: FHM Online on Wed, Dec 10 2008 6:49 AM

Ultimate advertising pitchman or a-hole poster boy? You decide.

From: FHM Online on Wed, Dec 10 2008 6:45 AM

The third date means getting physical, even if you live in a Porta-Potty.

From: FHM Online on Tue, Nov 11 2008 2:04 PM

The Spider-man star gives you some acting tips. Tip 1: Actors sniff jackets.

From: FHM Online on Tue, Nov 11 2008 2:04 PM

Kevin Bacon in your house, imagine that!