From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

While there are some things in life worth standing up for, folks in Lexington, KY, would rather sit down for them.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

In an attack against the shabby, cash-only roadside shacks that make America great, Texas cancels Fourth of July fireworks shows.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

If the FEC allows his Super PAC, Stephen promises to make ads that are even less responsible than Turn Right USA’s racist, misogynistic ads.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Rod Blagojevich will be surrounded by former Illinois governors in prison, and Louis C.K. concludes that snacking and pant-crapping are natural parts of being human.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Rod Blagojevich will be surrounded by former Illinois governors in prison, and Louis C.K. concludes that snacking and pant-crapping are natural parts of being human.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Daniel shows some of the videos he uses to motivates himself to put on a great show.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

The FEC decides whether or not Stephen can have his Super PAC, a survey identifies America’s least active city, and Gary Sinise talks about entertaining American troops.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

The FEC decides whether or not Stephen can have his Super PAC, a survey identifies America’s least active city, and Gary Sinise talks about entertaining American troops.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

John Oliver describes Rod Blagojevich’s future of tireless cigarette fundraising and toilet wines, and helps parents identify gateway politicking.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Fox News begins its closing arguments on the continued conversation about who is the bigger a**hole — them or Jon.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich becomes the fourth out of the last seven elected governors of Illinois to be convicted of a felony.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Louis C.K. explains why you don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Samantha Bee and Aasif Mandvi report from America’s troubled future, Jason Jones wants to pay IKEA prices for all furniture, and Tom Hanks talks about getting suckered into projects.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Samantha Bee and Aasif Mandvi report from America’s troubled future, Jason Jones wants to pay IKEA prices for all furniture, and Tom Hanks talks about getting suckered into projects.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Teleprompter inventor, Hubert Schlafly, leaves behind his technological legacy along with a message from beyond the grave.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

A Fox News anchor cracks up through a story about a man charged with assaulting a police officer with farts.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Tom Hanks talks about Kevin Bacon’s great smell and discusses being the boss of his movie "Larry Crowne."

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Sweden is everything America used to be — dominant, arrogant and so much more beautiful -- while America has become Sweden’s Mexico.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Sweden is everything America used to be — dominant, arrogant and so much more beautiful -- while America has become Sweden’s Mexico.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

The Supreme Court throws out a class action lawsuit brought against Wal-Mart by its female employees, setting a precedent for gender-equal powerlessness against corporations.