From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Jul 14 2011 6:27 AM

As the ship went down, they kept spirits up. Kind of.

From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Jul 14 2011 6:27 AM

"I just f***ing shot myself" is the new "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, Jul 13 2011 4:04 AM

It’s the ultimate struggle between good and evil. (The kitten represents evil).

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Jul 12 2011 1:30 AM

Amazing! It makes pretty people look ugly, and it makes ugly people still look ugly.

From: CollegeHumor on Sun, Jul 10 2011 8:45 PM

He’s probably moonwalking in has grave right now.

From: CollegeHumor on Sat, Jul 09 2011 5:31 PM

Let’s see how excited he is after he discovers you aren't made out of cheese.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Jul 08 2011 2:49 PM

Nudity is not a crime. These clothes are.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Jul 08 2011 2:49 PM

Til fail do us part.

From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Jul 07 2011 12:32 PM

It’s almost as if they have no concept of what technology is.

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, Jul 06 2011 10:14 AM

There’s a very good likelihood this dog is better at these things than you.

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, Jul 06 2011 10:14 AM

If he’ll do that for kisses, imagine what he'd do for you to stop.

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, Jul 06 2011 10:14 AM

This happens the moment you fall asleep in any Detroit skate park.

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, Jul 06 2011 10:14 AM

It’s a good thing that goal was so cool, because juggling's lame.

From: CollegeHumor on Mon, Jul 04 2011 5:15 AM

Let freedom go viral.

From: CollegeHumor on Mon, Jul 04 2011 5:15 AM

"Sleeping past noon? Not under my favorite roof to perch on."

From: CollegeHumor on Sun, Jul 03 2011 2:45 AM

If you’re going to kill a fellow beloved pet for their plaything, the least you can do is be cute about it.

From: CollegeHumor on Sat, Jul 02 2011 12:31 AM

You can’t pick your blood brothers.

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, Jun 29 2011 8:14 PM

This takes me back. The last time I was creeped out was in 2001.

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, Jun 29 2011 8:14 PM

No helmets? What are they badly bleeding nuts?

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, Jun 29 2011 8:14 PM

Don’t bring a knife to a koala fight, they probably won't use it.