From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Jun 23 2011 12:43 AM

There really are few things better than watching a real life "Comic Book Guy" lose a million dollars.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Jun 21 2011 11:20 PM

If she were any luckier, she wouldn’t be playing tennis.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Jun 21 2011 11:19 PM

He can bust a move, but hopefully not out of his cage.

From: CollegeHumor on Mon, Jun 20 2011 8:56 PM

Dream a little bigger. Or at all, really.

From: CollegeHumor on Mon, Jun 20 2011 8:56 PM

Videogame technology gets better and better every year. Videogames do not.

From: CollegeHumor on Sun, Jun 19 2011 3:51 PM

The Fab Fore.

From: CollegeHumor on Sat, Jun 18 2011 10:35 AM

Woah, looks like we got a little Ashlee Simpson on our hands.

From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Jun 16 2011 3:33 AM

You can get cheaper rhymes down at the Save-and-Shop, but you know those come from rappers full of growth hormones and antibiotic, living in terrible conditions.

From: CollegeHumor on Mon, Jun 13 2011 11:49 PM

He’s as free as free as a bird, a flightless bird, chained to the ground by gravity.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Jun 10 2011 8:11 PM

"Well, I’m going to have to talk to Mr. Jobs about this."

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Jun 10 2011 8:11 PM

To be fair, his country’s secret police wear those same masks.

From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Jun 09 2011 6:28 PM

Harry who?

From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Jun 09 2011 6:28 PM

They were just trying to help. You should have seen the crap last game.

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, Jun 08 2011 5:06 PM

"And who’s that?" "I don't know. He sent me a friend request, so I tattooed his face on my body."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Jun 07 2011 3:04 PM

Accident-free since, like, eighteen minutes ago

From: CollegeHumor on Mon, Jun 06 2011 12:56 PM

"Yo quiero attention."

From: CollegeHumor on Sat, Jun 04 2011 7:39 AM

This is almost as cruel as keeping them in a tiny ball.

From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Jun 02 2011 2:31 AM

There’s a first time for everything.

From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Jun 02 2011 2:31 AM

Sarah and David catch up over some ketchup.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, May 31 2011 11:39 PM

They were originally going shoot reanimated dog skeletons on normal film, but SOME scientists thought that would be unethical.