From: CollegeHumor on Sun, May 22 2011 8:27 PM

"That’s the last time I let you score any of my catnip."

From: CollegeHumor on Sun, May 22 2011 8:27 PM

They grow up so fast when everything is sped up.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, May 20 2011 5:41 AM

Not as good as the K-Mart booty song, but more affordable.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, May 20 2011 5:41 AM

Yeah, he’s great, but he really wants to focus more on his songwriting career, you know?

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, May 18 2011 11:15 PM

The stakes have never been higher: light debris could strike an observer at any time.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, May 17 2011 6:26 PM

The best web strategy is one you don’t understand.

From: CollegeHumor on Mon, May 09 2011 2:40 AM

He’ll stop "messing with the 'do" when you stop rubbing on the couch.

From: CollegeHumor on Sat, May 07 2011 10:20 PM

I think it’s safe to say these kittens are road ready.

From: CollegeHumor on Sat, May 07 2011 10:20 PM

I’ll bet this guy gets all the ladies--to walk away in disgust.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, May 06 2011 6:21 PM

Free runners actually refer to diapers as "butt helmets."

From: CollegeHumor on Wed, May 04 2011 10:26 AM

This is how the Australian Parliament breaks a tie.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:35 PM

Don’t worry, the ride is more afraid of you than you are of it.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:35 PM

If Stephen Hawking is so smart, why didn’t he invent this?

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:35 PM

He went through so many Chinese Restaurant pineapples to do this.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:34 PM

His moves are so seductive, they have the opposite effect on everyone else.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:34 PM

These dogs are living my dream: to not be eaten by a tiger.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:34 PM

Girls on girls watching porn.

From: CollegeHumor on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:34 PM

He’ll never get anywhere if he keeps on skiing away from his fears like that.

From: CollegeHumor on Sat, Apr 23 2011 12:28 AM

Only way this would be better is if they talked. And if this was for beer.

From: CollegeHumor on Thu, Apr 21 2011 2:40 PM

Now you’re laughing at the baby, and our robot overlords are laughing at your puny human emotions. This is the Circle Of Life.