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READ THE FORKIN' DESCRIPTION!!! Q: Where are Kevin & Drew?! They were hilarious!! A: Kevin & Drew had so many funny lines that I actually made a SEPERATE video with their own top 10 quotes. These are the top 10 quotes NOT involving Kevin & Drew. See annotations for a link. These are the funniest quotes IN MY OPINION!! If you disagree, please keep your opinions to yourself. Here’s transcripts in case you can't hear: 10. Brennan: Do I have crap on my face?...Rob: Uh, just that stupid goatee. 9. Paul: Oh, I would LOVE to zip her up in [her sleeping bag]. Maybe she'll be quiet! 8. Frank: I HATE this crap!! AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! (tied) Frank: LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 7. Amie: We slept out in the raiiin and the cold! ...Nancy: Why didn't y'all go to the hotel?...Amie: What hotel? 6. Frank: I'm driving a Swatch Watch...I could ride my bike faster than this. 5. Leslie: We're in...what? 7th place?...Kim: I don't know. I can't do math right now. 4. Amie: Emily's mom did [The Bungee], Nancy did it...Paul: I don't care if the Pope did this!! 3. Nancy: This [train station] is creepy for women!...Bill: Yeah, I know it is! 2. Margarita: Where?...Frank: At Chicken Island...Margarita: What's that?...Frank: Around the corner from Turkey Island. 1. Greeter: Welcome to Les Beaux de Provence...Joe: We're team number three!...Greeter: You are team number four...Joe:....Four?!
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Video Length: 1m 51s
Date Found: Sat, May 29 2010 6:05 PM
Category: Comedy
Date Produced: Sat, May 29 2010 5:40 PM
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