From: NothingToxic on Thu, Dec 30 2010 8:19 PM

I think in 2011 I’ll just do one update at the end of the year and have a reel like this. Thoughts?

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Dec 30 2010 8:19 PM

Never touch a black man’s vegemite.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Dec 30 2010 8:19 PM

Yo quiero Aleve.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Dec 29 2010 8:18 PM

Just so you know if you’ve never been to LA, Mel’s thinks it’s really hip and cool but it’s just a tourist trap and is no classier than Denny’s. So this sort of event is not at all surprising

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Dec 28 2010 8:17 PM

C’mon ladies, there’s a time and a place. To make out. And it’s right here, right now.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Dec 28 2010 8:17 PM

Well, he should just be glad he turned into a race car driver rather than have a wet dream…

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Dec 28 2010 8:17 PM

Or is it the worst? Lots of those chicks are pretty “open minded.” I bet you could jam a finger in most of them during Downward Dog.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Dec 28 2010 8:17 PM

It only lived for an hour, which was probably not even enough time to name both heads.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Dec 27 2010 8:16 PM

Just knocked the cute right out of him.

From: NothingToxic on Sat, Dec 25 2010 8:15 PM

This is funny for about two seconds but I wanted to have something Christmas for you. I wish someone had dumped hot water all over them.

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Dec 23 2010 8:15 PM

Who would have known launching yourself a mile into the air could cause massive injury?

From: NothingToxic on Thu, Dec 23 2010 8:15 PM

Boy she’s a hot one, too. Where are all these drunk hot chicks?!?!

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Dec 22 2010 8:15 PM

Whoo doggie!

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Dec 22 2010 8:15 PM

TSAss kicking.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Dec 20 2010 8:13 PM

Metal Gear Solid made reality.

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Dec 20 2010 8:13 PM

At least he’s right in front of a pharmacy!

From: NothingToxic on Mon, Dec 20 2010 8:13 PM

Guess he won’t be making any “reservations” any more. Get it?

From: NothingToxic on Sun, Dec 19 2010 8:12 PM

What IS a Turkish Delight, you ask? Stabbing yourself to the hot rhythms of your nation’s Top 40, of course!

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Dec 17 2010 8:12 PM

…fake ones don’t work as well!

From: NothingToxic on Fri, Dec 17 2010 8:11 PM

I’d say there’s probably some work to do for the city’s well being on their addendum!