From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:30 PM

Put your 2D glasses on!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:26 PM

This Summer: Are you a boy or a girl?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:26 PM

We should totally get that goal post to play for us in the next World Cup.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:25 PM

"No, Doctor, I have no idea what may have caused Mittens to have 13 heart attacks."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:25 PM

For juggalos, the only drawback to Juggalo Island is how expensive it is to ship in all those liters of Faygo.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:24 PM

Quit kitten yourself, this is a fight you’ll never win.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:24 PM

No girls or sharks allowed!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:24 PM

Laugh all you want. Britney Spears used to be a little Asian boy.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:24 PM

He’s in his natural habitat, the living room.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:24 PM

"I''m nauseous, I’m nauseous."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:23 PM

When adding raw meat is not an option..

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:23 PM

It’s almost like she wasn't actually singing the song while they were filming the video, but that's impossible.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:21 PM

He must have Googled "being funny" before going on.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:21 PM

Like Cuba Gooding Jr.'s career, you will never be the same after this.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:21 PM

Notice how she remains in complete control by aerodynamically flailing her arms.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:20 PM

I know how he spent his spring break: alone in his house, throwing ping pong balls into cups of water.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:20 PM

Makes you wonder what would have happened if they were parked illegally.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:19 PM

See the episode that was deemed "too athletic" for TV.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:18 PM

May 2005. Improv Everywhere agents stage a massive U2 hoax by putting a fake U2 on a rooftop across the street from Madison Square Garden, one hour before an actual U2 concert.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:18 PM

Call me crazy but I’m pretty sure that if you jump down an escalator face first you won't get hurt. Oh, never mind. (gross)