From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:41 PM

New vending machine: 1,00 dollars. Glass shard removal and stiches: 5,000 dollars. Chips: priceless. Well, 75 cents. But still.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:41 PM

They shoot the video before writing the song.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:40 PM

Attention girls that broke up with us!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:40 PM

The greatest Full House performance since that episode where Little Richard visited the Tanners.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:39 PM

Some jokes are only funny when you do them to other people. Like pranks for example.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:39 PM

Now with 20 percent more squid livers.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:39 PM

And Matthew Fox thought that clip of him hang gliding would never be an issue...

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:39 PM

iPod commercials have gotten increasingly complex and internet-centric.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:39 PM

"What’s that, Mr. Snookers? Catastrophic floods expected in the East? Isn't that adorable!"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:38 PM

If it’s any consolation, at least the guy bought an American vehicle.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:38 PM

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL MUSIC comes in fun sizes.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:38 PM

Move over Santa, Jesus, and whoever Jews celebrate on Christmas — there’s a new Holiday celebrity.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:38 PM

The coolest thing to happen to Christmas since toys.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:37 PM

This one song, made from 30+ songs with love in the title, has the power of 100 mix tapes.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:37 PM

Guns don’t make people look stupid. People with cameras make people with guns look stupid.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:37 PM

Kevin has had a half hour on Comedy Central and has been on Jimmy Kimmel. Here he talks about infectious diseases, sexual assault and Whole Foods.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:36 PM

The Fuhrer faces the Third Reich’s worst sports news since Jesse Owens.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:36 PM

"Can we get a do-over? I straight up wasn’t looking."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:36 PM

This cost $100 million to make.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 2:36 PM

The jokes on her. She\'s delivering a live news report to the store security camera.