From: HEAVY on Wed, Feb 03 2010 4:52 PM

These guys get to do it with Jessica Simpson and Christie Brinkley? Face it: you don’t suck nearly enough.

From: HEAVY on Wed, Feb 03 2010 4:46 PM

Bush gets whacked, bad dye lives, and Jessica Simpson has something fake she’d like to show you.

From: HEAVY on Wed, Feb 03 2010 3:03 PM

Jessica Simpson’s dad is no ordinary Joe. But thanks to the Malkovich mental-portal, Nick Lachey might be in this Behind the Music that Sucks episode.