From: YouTube on Fri, Apr 22 2011 1:02 AM

Just a quick video of my lil girl Alba. she was maybe about 3 weeks old or so in the video. she now lives with my friend. hopefully someday i’ll get her back to get some babies out of her. she is absolutely wonderful with every pinky ive ever put her with. i know she would make the best mom/foste...

From: YouTube on Thu, Apr 21 2011 4:41 PM

My fish, except one, died on an eight hour move to Portland. I know this video isn’t super exciting but I really liked them and thought they should go on living forever on YouTube. Non of them were gay fish.

From: YouTube on Tue, Jul 13 2010 4:08 PM

i found this fat cat (heh, 70’s reference) chillin in my gum rapper. i got me a piece of gum and what was left behind was this cat stuck to the rapping. lol and im high. lol enjoy!!!

From: YouTube on Sun, Mar 07 2010 4:05 PM

I don’t know what to put in the description box.

From: YouTube on Wed, Feb 10 2010 2:37 PM

In which I obliterate a poor and helpless broom.

From: YouTube on Sun, Jul 19 2009 5:07 PM

me and my mom at the pool in branson ... jessica simpson alba swimming high dive