From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 9:26 PM

Make sure to scout the area well for any horny donkeys before taking a dump in the woods

From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 9:24 PM

In case you ever need some elephant sperm (I wont ask why), or you just really need to get an elephant horny than this is how you would go about doing it

From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 8:54 PM

2 girls, 1 donkey And just as a helpful tip, chicks dig it when you flex it like that donkey did

From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 8:51 PM

OK, I’m all kinds of horny now

From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 8:27 PM

He doesn’t even need a pickup line, all he has to do is mention Santa.