From: bnqt on Fri, Feb 04 2011 6:09 PM

After Venice Beach native Jimmy Hanson was hit by a truck while in a fixed bike race, he needed major surgeries to get back in shape. Eco-friendly skate, snow, and apparel shop Arbor Collective decided to help out by throwing a fund raising party with live music from Punk For Life, Horny Toad, M...

From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 9:26 PM

Make sure to scout the area well for any horny donkeys before taking a dump in the woods

From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 9:24 PM

In case you ever need some elephant sperm (I wont ask why), or you just really need to get an elephant horny than this is how you would go about doing it

From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 8:54 PM

2 girls, 1 donkey And just as a helpful tip, chicks dig it when you flex it like that donkey did

From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 8:51 PM

OK, I’m all kinds of horny now

From: evilchili on Fri, Oct 22 2010 8:27 PM

He doesn’t even need a pickup line, all he has to do is mention Santa.

From: The Trailers Bay on Mon, Sep 13 2010 11:37 AM

Based on Posy Simmonds' beloved graphic novel of the same name (which was itself inspired by Thomas Hardy’s classic Far From the Madding Crowd) this wittily modern take on the romantic English pastoral is a far cry from Hardy's Wessex. Tamara Drewe's present–day English c...

From: MTV.ca on Thu, Apr 01 2010 12:06 PM

The Real World D.C.: The Sh-t They Should Have Shown. The roommates deem Andrew as the house’s "horny little Chihuahua" and discuss his weird habits of stealing bras and "lotion-ing" the girls.

From: The Trailers Bay on Thu, Jun 11 2009 2:55 PM

Two reporters travel to a strange castle in Transylvania to investigate the apparent reappearance of Frankenstein, and encounter such kooky creatures as the sensitive Wolfman, the horny Vampiress Odette, as well as a whole cast of other weirdos.

From: TMZ.com on Fri, Nov 14 2008 6:15 PM

Rosie O’Donnell is disappointed — terribly disappointed -- that the sight of her doesn't make the Donald horny.

From: MTV.ca on Wed, Jul 09 2008 11:21 PM

Real World: Hollywood (Ep.12). The gang heads to Mexico but Will is worried about being able to stay faithful to Janelle if he doesn't see her for a week.