From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 10:08 PM

As irate as he is, not even the cops can take this loser seriously. This is a combination of hilarious, pathetic, and probably inbreeding.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 9:55 PM

I would call it football, but I don’t see Tom Brady anywhere.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 9:44 PM

Calling the sport Freerunning doesn’t really fit if you end up with $3000 worth of dental bills.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 9:44 PM

I’m guessing this moron will not end up on the $100 bill some day.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 9:40 PM

Next time I think he should attach a car to each testicle to ensure this moron cant ever reproduce.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 9:40 PM

This marks the first time in history that soccer was something other than painfully boring.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 9:39 PM

At least you are conveniently positioned to ice the bruise.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 9:34 PM

John Denver saves another life.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 9:17 PM

I do love a model who goes down quickly.

From: NothingToxic on Wed, Jul 14 2010 9:16 PM

The 41st Fighting Red Bulls don’t need jets.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 13 2010 9:13 PM

Oh, Russia, mixing Vodka in your drinking water has led to such hilarious outcomes.

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 13 2010 9:12 PM

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 13 2010 9:12 PM

From: NothingToxic on Tue, Jul 13 2010 9:11 PM