From: VideoBash on Thu, Sep 23 2010 8:05 PM

Ever been mistaken for homeless? I have! So has this poor sap. Hey dummy - if you don’t want random old perverts dropping change in your coffee... wait for it.. KEEP THE LID ON.

From: VideoBash on Thu, Sep 23 2010 8:05 PM

Coffee rots out your gut and makes you fart. But THE MAN doesn’t care!! No, he lives in a hovel and drinks his dreams with dinner. He eats filth and has never used a mop. He's also pretty funny, but who gives a dick?