From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:35 AM

Ed Rendell explains that America is wussing out by not doing anything about China and canceling football games because of weather.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:35 AM

In Lee, Florida, Craig Grant trains his 650 cats to take over America’s government, law enforcement and failing schools.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:31 AM

Geoffrey Canada works to give kids an education and teach them how to grow up without using violence.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:31 AM

Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don’t need to worry about inflation.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:30 AM

Stephen addresses America’s new Indian overlords after President Obama endorses the U.N.'s declaration on the rights of indigenous peoples.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:28 AM

If you’ve been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:28 AM

Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:27 AM

In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:26 AM

NewSouth Books doesn’t go far enough with is censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:24 AM

Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:24 AM

Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:23 AM

Bill O’Reilly proves the existence of God, and Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:23 AM

A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:09 AM

Stephanie Edwards will keep her face looking good by applying nuts to it this year.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:08 AM

Kirsten Gillibrand believes Americans should be proud of the 9/11 first responders bill and wants to reform Senate filibuster rules.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:07 AM

RNC chairman candidates must name their political hero aside from Ronald Reagan, defend marriage and reveal how many guns they own.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:05 AM

Stephen wants Jon to lose that embarrassing muffin top and start composting.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:04 AM

Jimmy Wales weighs in on the silly co-founder debate and explains why Wikipedia abides by the laws of Florida.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:03 AM

Puppet Senator John McCain attributes his crankiness to America not electing him president.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Mon, Jan 10 2011 8:01 AM

Joe Biden laughs after forgetting Senate Resolution 1.