From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 8:20 PM

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Stephen plays a game of Battleship.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 8:02 PM

According to Reza Aslan, Muslims have decided in their secret gatherings to bring down democracy through art.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:59 PM

Cee Lo Green performs "F**k You" from his album "The Lady Killer."

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:58 PM

Cee Lo Green’s "F**k You" is so infectious that Stephen feels like he needs to go on a course of Zithromax after he listens to it.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:57 PM

George W. Bush’s writing is so evocative, Stephen feels like he's right there holding that steaming pile of dog crap in his hand.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:55 PM

Stephen spreads his mayonnaise and mustard dip over saltines then sprinkles with paprika.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:54 PM

Stephen teaches Martha Stewart how to spread mayonnaise on Wonder Bread and sprinkle with pre-sweetened Kool-Aid mix.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:50 PM

Quincy Jones remembers when Frank Sinatra cut him loose with Lucille Ball and Loretta Young in Las Vegas.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:46 PM

President Obama celebrates Veterans Day by giving a do-nothing speech to a base full of American troops in South Korea.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:43 PM

John Legend performs "Shine" from his album "Wake Up!"

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:42 PM

Stephen introduces his new opening credits after "Sarah Palin’s Alaska" makes George W. Bush look like a lilac-scented nancy boy.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:37 PM

Stephen prepares to eat a turkey for Thanksgiving.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:37 PM

Salvatore Giunta gives credit to all the unsung heroes who didn’t receive a Medal of Honor for bravery in Afghanistan.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:36 PM

Stephen makes a police sketch of Joseph Gobbles after he shoots Jay the Intern in a botched drug deal.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:31 PM

Stephen apologizes to everyone at his neighborhood Wal-Mart who may have been offended by his wrongful interpretation of what Black Friday means.

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:29 PM

Stephen signs off with Chex Mix

From: The Comedy Network Canada on Wed, Dec 08 2010 7:29 PM

Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack delivers a Stephen Colbert head made out of 25 pounds of organic cheddar.