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Watch in awe.

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From: FHM Online on Mon, Jun 15 2009 9:17 PM

Carmen Electra is going to be starring in the MGM Grand’s legendary stage show, Crazy Horse Paris. Try to contain your excitement.

From: FHM Online on Mon, Jun 15 2009 9:16 PM

Agent Provocateur do the best ad campaigns. Their website’s one of the world's hottest too. And words escape us when it comes to the lingerie - go to Agent Provocateur for more details.

From: FHM Online on Mon, Jun 15 2009 9:15 PM

The highlights of the 2009 US Pole Dancing Championships... The winner? Jenyne Butterfly. Real name? We think not and care not.

From: FHM Online on Mon, Jun 01 2009 5:21 PM

Five thousand spectators rocked up to Cooper’s Hill in rural England on last Monday to watch German superheroes, Borat and a couple of cows launch themselves down a 1:1 gradient hill in pursuit of the ultimate prize; 8lbs of cheese. Times are hard.

From: FHM Online on Mon, Jun 01 2009 5:17 PM

Clearly the commentator never saw this:

From: FHM Online on Mon, Jun 01 2009 5:04 PM

The original clip stems from - that’s right - a Japanese TV show. Some guy found it and stuck a 'scary movie' sample on it. Now this fuzzball’s demanding only the finest cashews and that everyone call him ‘Sir’.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:17 PM

Steve Zacharanda is a journalist for the Birmingham Mail in England. Correction, was. He came to Florida to write about the US election. He got a bit side-tracked.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:10 PM

It’s hard to muster respect for hosts of quiz shows designed specifically to impoverish pensioners and the dumb. But to be fair to this host, he handled this remarkably well.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:09 PM

Our friends in Japan won’t watch a TV show unless it involves aneurism-inducing colors, lots of confused shouting and an absolutely ridiculous premise. While we're watching more normal things, they amuse themselves watching humiliated gentlemen attempt to play sport with binoculars strapped...

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:09 PM

The faintly depressing custom of lighting indoor fireworks after dinner parties gets a student makeover: massive rocket inside a kitchen cupboard. Spectacular.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:08 PM

Typing 'woman driver' into YouTube’s search yields nearly 5,000 results. And though there will be plenty more added before cars are replaced by automated taxi carriages, it's very difficult to imagine anything ever beating this.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:07 PM

Mask on? Check. Snorkel in? Check. Hand holding said equipment in place? Check. Go. Oh shit.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:06 PM

Heterosexual man should never say the word 'cute'. Unless it’s in relation to a female body part. But we'll make an exception in this case.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:02 PM

"I hadn’t couhed a drop of alcohol. Honest."

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 5:00 PM

If every you need to disprove Darwin’s theory...

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 4:58 PM

One word: Scahdenfreude.

From: FHM Online on Mon, May 18 2009 4:56 PM

...Haven’t got a plan B!