From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:04 AM

Remember kids - Javelins are not toys.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:04 AM

Remember kids - Javelins are not toys.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:03 AM

Speeding on a motorbike is cool. Who cares if you have to eat through a straw? Chicks will dig you.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:01 AM

Never get in the way of a moving space shuttle. Unfortunately, these birds find out the hard way.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 2:00 AM

If you ask us, those who have unpleasant experiences with 'killer' whales don't really have a leg to stand on. So to speak.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:59 AM

Outrunning the police on a motorbike with just a t-shirt for protection ain't such a hot idea.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:59 AM

Outrunning the police on a motorbike with just a t-shirt for protection ain't such a hot idea.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:58 AM

In Vegas you can enter into many risky card games. But none quite so risky as this…

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:57 AM

There's failed skate stunts and then there's failed skate stunts. This is the latter. Multiplied by the former.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:57 AM

There's failed skate stunts and then there's failed skate stunts. This is the latter. Multiplied by the former.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:54 AM

Laughing it a small child's misfortune is plain wrong. Except for when said misfortune is on video and you don't know the nipper in question. Then, it's bloody hilarious.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:53 AM

A person going over the handlebars is always a spectacular sight, and it's even sweeter when it's a pre-meditated stunt gone wrong. But the highlight of this video is the slo-mo "Nooooooo!" as his face meets the earth.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:52 AM

Apparently, this guy stole his flatmate's sandwich. In a hasty revenge ploy, the flatmate hunts him down with a paintball gun, but he doesn't even need to pull the trigger to deliver bone-snapping justice. On the upside, he could have been blinded by the gun.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:51 AM

Teenager overestimates his powers of balance and cops a massive tree between the legs. Looks like it hurts... so much.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:50 AM

Feel sorry for this numpty as he stacks his new motorbike into a parked car. Then laugh your chops off.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:49 AM

He trained hard for the big event. Then he lost because he fell over and dented his neck on a hurdle. Brilliant.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:48 AM

There's no room for error on a ski jump. It's just a long way down and a massive amount of pain at the bottom.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:47 AM

So much webby humour these days is derived from the agony of over-adventurous extreme sports enthusiasts. Here, the classic "skateboard off of a roof" set-up delivers. Spectacularly.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:46 AM

Racing dragsters: fun. Crashing dragsters: will hurt you like no other pain.

From: FHM Online on Thu, Aug 07 2008 1:45 AM

You can't win with trampolining. You have to wear ball-squelching lycra and you might land on your head. Or both. On telly.