From: evilchili on Thu, Jun 09 2011 6:02 AM

I can’t wait to show this to all my friends who have over sized trucks because they are "useful" and "practical" yet never use them to carry more than a duffel bag.

From: evilchili on Tue, Jun 07 2011 3:59 AM

This is what I call a true American.

From: evilchili on Tue, Jun 07 2011 3:59 AM

I must be a clumsy old person, because I couldn’t see it either...

From: evilchili on Tue, Jun 07 2011 3:59 AM

It’s probably a lot funnier than you'd expect.

From: evilchili on Tue, Jun 07 2011 3:59 AM

As the 22 year old neighbor, I’d totally hang out with these kids.

From: evilchili on Tue, Jun 07 2011 3:59 AM

Silly kitten, that wasn’t tuna fish...

From: evilchili on Tue, Jun 07 2011 3:59 AM

I think I’d enjoy a room filled with balloons and fangs too.

From: evilchili on Sun, Jun 05 2011 12:25 AM

Well what do you know? Stoners can run!

From: evilchili on Sun, Jun 05 2011 12:25 AM

I remember my first beer. No, wait... I’m pretty sure I blacked out.

From: evilchili on Sun, Jun 05 2011 12:25 AM

There are no respawns or checkpoints in real life.

From: evilchili on Sun, Jun 05 2011 12:25 AM

Isn’t that what they are there for, anyway?

From: evilchili on Fri, Jun 03 2011 10:34 PM

Talk about a badass old lady. I wouldn’t mess with her or her purse.

From: evilchili on Thu, Jun 02 2011 8:22 PM

Well, that was probably the most f*cked up thing you’ll see all day.

From: evilchili on Tue, May 31 2011 3:56 PM

I wish I went to a college that could get someone actually successful or famous to give the commencement speech.

From: evilchili on Sun, May 29 2011 10:47 AM

When I fight I usually use the windmill technique. That’s where I flail my arms like an angry retard.

From: evilchili on Sun, May 29 2011 10:47 AM

This works fine for me, since I just masturbate to touching dialogue.

From: evilchili on Sun, May 29 2011 10:47 AM

I’ve seen some pretty stupid shit, but this tops that shit pile.

From: evilchili on Thu, May 26 2011 2:17 AM

Some people really can’t take a joke. I'm mainly talking about those guys that inject steroids in their ass and feel it necessary to shed a layer of clothing when initiating a fight.

From: evilchili on Tue, May 24 2011 11:38 PM

Loving the barrel roll under the legs, perfection.

From: evilchili on Tue, May 24 2011 11:38 PM

When I get bored, I usually shoot guns at frozen lakes too. Nothing to see here folks. Go home.