From: egoTv on Tue, May 03 2011 5:52 AM

Kate Middleton and Prince William get married very quickly.  Could someone please do this for the NBA Playoffs.

From: egoTv on Sat, Apr 30 2011 10:21 PM

There are always UFO sightings.  Now the sightings are becoming more common.  The aliens are finally here!

From: egoTv on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:17 PM

Now that’s some hot heavy metal

From: egoTv on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:17 PM

Now this is how you sell mobile homes!

From: egoTv on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:17 PM

Finally a clown you can respect.

From: egoTv on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:17 PM

Life is all about your first gun.  Your first gun will show what kind of man you will be.  It’s the most important...

From: egoTv on Fri, Apr 29 2011 4:17 PM

President Obama is the greatest dancer.  What President wouldn’t want to dance with Ellen?  It’s a matter of...

From: egoTv on Fri, Apr 22 2011 11:29 PM

If you’re into people that have none, that is.

From: egoTv on Thu, Apr 21 2011 1:32 PM

7th Heaven is not a place for pot.  7th Heaven is a place for peace.  So… whose joint is it?

From: egoTv on Thu, Apr 21 2011 1:32 PM

Dogs are a baby’s best friend.  Dog + Baby + Bubbles = Cuteness Explosion!

From: egoTv on Wed, Apr 20 2011 9:09 AM

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays

From: egoTv on Wed, Apr 20 2011 9:09 AM

The nerdom is strong with them

From: egoTv on Wed, Apr 20 2011 9:09 AM

Looks like someone has case of the Tuesdays.

From: egoTv on Wed, Apr 20 2011 9:09 AM

He’s the next Jimmy Chipwood if you ask me.

From: egoTv on Wed, Apr 20 2011 9:09 AM

Isn’t she the cutest dang thing you ever did see.

From: egoTv on Tue, Apr 19 2011 5:43 AM

For dudes who need fast cash now.

From: egoTv on Tue, Apr 19 2011 5:43 AM

He’s preparing for the trashy life ahead of him.

From: egoTv on Fri, Apr 15 2011 6:57 PM

Warning: May cause a hernia and drowsiness

From: egoTv on Fri, Apr 15 2011 6:57 PM

That’s no pothole!

From: egoTv on Fri, Apr 15 2011 6:57 PM

All the kitties who independent, throw your hands up at me!