From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Samantha Bee reports from an eye-stinging, cancerous America ruled by apes, while Aasif Mandvi reports from a radioactive, post-Chinese repo America ruled by apes.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

Stephen reminds Colbert Nation to go to the FEC for his Super PAC hearing.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

The Supreme Court has big news for Wal-Mart, animals respond to advertising, and Alexandra Pelosi talks about her documentary on becoming a U.S. citizens.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

The Supreme Court has big news for Wal-Mart, animals respond to advertising, and Alexandra Pelosi talks about her documentary on becoming a U.S. citizens.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

The Supreme Court has big news for Wal-Mart, animals respond to advertising, and Alexandra Pelosi talks about her documentary on becoming a U.S. citizens.

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

If Republicans take raising taxes off the table completely when looking to reduce the deficit, they’re saying 'I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.'

From: Comedy Central on Thu, Jun 30 2011 8:01 AM

If Republicans take raising taxes off the table completely when looking to reduce the deficit, they’re saying 'I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.'

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Tea Party darling and 70s rock 'n' roll participant Ted Nugent finds today’s youth 'terminally stoned on apathy,' which is a gateway drug.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Thursdays this summer, tune in to all-new episodes of Futurama and Ugly Americans.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Stephen shaves with a box cutter duct-taped to a Glade PlugIn.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

In Colorado, wild geese surf the Colorado River, but in New York City, they’re slaughtered to feed the homeless.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Chris Wallace sets the record straight about his interview with Jon by retracting the truth.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Stephen shaves with a box cutter duct-taped to a Glade PlugIn.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

New York State legalizes gay marriage despite Bill O’Reilly warnings about interspecies romance.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Grover Norquist, lobbyist for Americans for Tax Reform, must choose between terrorized grandmothers and higher taxes.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Stephen talks to astronauts in space, floats after having a dose of cough syrup and gets a space treadmill named after him.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Rick Scott wants to increase his popularity, Ted Nugent writes an op-ed, and Grover Norquist talks about Americans for Tax Reform.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Stephen invites Colbert Nation to his live interview with Jonathan Alter at South Carolina’s Gaillard Auditorium.

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

From: Comedy Central on Wed, Jun 29 2011 2:44 AM

Jennifer Aniston talks about sexual harassment, her guitar-playing dentist and her movie, "Horrible Bosses."