From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:41 PM

"There are plenty of other fish in the sea, but that’s the biggest one. You should marry it."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:41 PM

"Doh!": A Deer.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:40 PM

Kids say the darnedest things about naked women.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:39 PM

This field goal was worth an extra 2 points. The referee was terrible.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:39 PM

Oh my God, they killed Kenny! Again.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:37 PM

If you drew a face on a trombone it’d look funny, too.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:36 PM

The first step to surviving in the great outdoors is to go back inside. It’s dangerous out there.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:36 PM

I’d say they're even. If anything the horse is up a little, but only a little.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:35 PM

Take that cat that says "I love you" in that weird moany voice!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:35 PM

Sorry, Thomas Edison. We’re gonna go with the hot, topless inventor.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:34 PM

You’ll be strong enough to ruin 10 movies!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:33 PM

Finally, nerds and skaters have something they both can agree upon. Wacky neon hats!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:32 PM

"I don’t want to say marriage, but Melissa let me shave her head last night, so yeah. Pretty serious.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:30 PM

Don’t ask, don't tell... your buddies you slept with a woman as old as your mother.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:29 PM

Gross! A BOY dancing to Fergie?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:29 PM

This cat is a lot like my ex-boyfriend. They’re both jerks and America short-haired cats.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:28 PM

From Walk on the Wild side on the BBC. This almost makes me want to move to England just to watch it, then I remember America is better in pretty much every way.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:28 PM

Mountain Dew Code Red presents Moby Dick.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:28 PM

Microsoft is really targeting the swinger demographic in their new ad campaign.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:27 PM

The weirdest thing? They’re from her reality show.