From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:08 PM

This crazy homeless man just got to the front of our lecture hall and started talking, so we asked him fun questions! (Just kidding — he’s an astronaut or something.)

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:08 PM

I’m a lover not a fragger.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:08 PM

Do YOU have what it takes to be the next Reggie Sanders?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:08 PM

It doesn’t matter how tired you'll be the next day, when your friend offers you catnip and backstage passes to Buckethead, you say yes.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:08 PM

I don’t like these changes George Lucas keeps making. It just doesn't have that original feel anymore.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:08 PM

Dance like you hope nobody’s watching...

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:07 PM

That’s so embarrassing. How has she not seen "Cats & Dogs 2" yet?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:07 PM

The news used to be so exciting, before it became all about car crashes and murders.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:06 PM

The boyish good looks of Lawrence Fishburne meet the deep baritone voice of Brad Pitt.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:06 PM

Everything you know about Mario can and will be used against you.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:06 PM

I used to laugh at him, but now I think he has what it takes to be a female pop star.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:06 PM

A promotional short starring the funniest gentlemen in Hollywood. And also Justin Long.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:06 PM

Still nowhere near as brutal as "Sex and the City."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:06 PM

Secrets are revealed as we flash back to the mid-to-later years.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:06 PM

A team of futuristic engineers have developed working jet packs. Be sure and get yours before the alien overlords forbid them!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:06 PM

"Ooo. Almost hit the target this time. Where is the reload button?"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:05 PM

"Jesus used preach. It’s super effective!"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:05 PM

The only things he can’t fit in is with people.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:05 PM

This is the most tail a Wii enthusiast will ever get.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 3:05 PM

Isaac Newton would have loved this video. That dude thought puking was hilarious.