From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:10 PM

Yo momma is so beloved...

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:08 PM

"Yes mother. I am putting my engineering degree to use."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:08 PM

Kirk wouldn’t have stood for it.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:07 PM

Does having sex cause crabs, or the other way around?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:05 PM

Steven Baker looks to lock down a national spot, get paid in cheesy snacks.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:05 PM

Sasha Baron Cohen’s Austrian reporter disgraces the distinguished MTV Movie awards. Also, Zac Efron received a bucket of gold popcorn and was named "Best Actor."

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:05 PM

He’s got 99 lives and a glitch took one.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:04 PM

Honorable street fighting, no cheap shots in the exhaust pipes.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:04 PM

"This so fun! Me no longer want rip human’s head off!"

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:03 PM

The Xbox 360 is arguably the most advanced gaming system of all time. How hard can it possibly be to fix one with a $10 repair kit from eBay?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:02 PM

No wonder all these beloved historical heroes never amounted to anything.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:02 PM

It was cool in 8th grade and it’s cool now!

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:01 PM

We thought that Lazy Town/Lil' Jon mash up was the craziest remix we’d ever see. We were right, but this comes close.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 6:00 PM

Participial solutions to life\'s problems...like bear attacks.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:59 PM

It really was quite dreadful.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:58 PM

Online auctions are what separates us from the animals.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:58 PM

If all these people were robots, would it still be considered a cappella?

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:58 PM

Now that’s hard pushing news.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:56 PM

It’s like Ants Marching meets Crush meets a song that Dave Matthews didn't actually write.

From: CollegeHumor on Tue, Apr 05 2011 5:56 PM

Dan Evans, a friend of your dad’s, performs stand-up for the first time.